Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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