I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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