Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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