So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Randomize
