Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
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