anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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