its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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