I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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