so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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