You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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