just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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