I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
