I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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