Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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