i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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