apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Randomize
