Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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