i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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