but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
My dick has a subreddit
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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