Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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