Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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