dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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