do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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