so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Randomize
