hotel room ftw
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
so much tequila, so little girl.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
