the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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