Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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