I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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