Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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