Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
the raccoons are back...
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