Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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