i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
no you cant smoke seaweed
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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