Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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