ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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