ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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