haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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