why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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