just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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