So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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