goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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