we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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