Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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