Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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