I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
My penis needs a shock collar
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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