Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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