How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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