Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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