I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Randomize
