Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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