Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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