my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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