It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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