So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Randomize
