The panties match.
I'll be right there.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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