okay pat passed out under dana's car
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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