She went from zero to smokin in five shots
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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