i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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